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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.

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I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear, I’d definitely fight a care bear for you.

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I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.

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If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard

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I’m not failed; my success is just postponed.

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They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…

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If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.

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I’m not special, I’m just limited edition.

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