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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?

I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.

Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.